Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.

Wedlock: the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

[Moses] probably said to himself, 'Must stop or I shall be getting silly.' That is why there are only ten commandments.

If you can read this you can read me.

I do not really care what people do as long as they do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

Our best loved friend is always in some way our peer.