I know a lot of famous people didn't do well at school, like James Brown; he dropped out in fifth grade to be an entertainer, I respect that... but that's not going to be me. I'm not going to be able to do anything but work as hard as possible all the time and compete with everyone I know all the time to make it.

I don't know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.

She's pretty." (It's amazing how girls can say this and make it the most withering insult.)

One thing I've learnt recently: how to think nothing. Here's the trick: don't have any interest in the world around you, don't have any hope for the future, and be warm.

I can't eat and I can't sleep. I'm not doing well in terms of being a functional human, you know?

So now live for real, Craig. Live. Live. Live. Live.

Nobody had told me I was common.