I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Here's a brave old reality, taxes don't go away; raising them never generates revenue, never ever ever.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

With Iran's long history of lies and non-cooperation, why are we talking to them? Why are we giving them legitimacy?