He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.

Talent is the gift plus the passion - a desire to succeed so intense that no force on earth can stop it.

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

I firmly believe that if you follow a path that interests you, not to the exclusion of love, sensitivity, and cooperation with others, but with the strength of conviction that you can move others by your own efforts, and do not make success or failure the criteria by which you live, the chances are you'll be a person worthy of your own respects.