Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today.

Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.