Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.

Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

I feel like writing about a time when I was probably, and think all of us are, the happiest before the obligations start in.

It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.

Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.

When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.