Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.

Baptists are only funny underwater.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today.

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.