Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.
Writers feel like a middleman, standing with pen in hand over the page. A force greater than me stands above telling me what to write. That may sound romantic, but that's how it feels.
It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.
All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.
The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.