Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.

How long do you want to wait until you start enjoying life? When you're sixty-five you get social security.

Once you start compromising your thoughts, you're a candidate for mediocrity.

People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?

There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.