I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well.
Neil SimonPeople with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?
Neil SimonEvan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.
Neil Simon