I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well.
Neil SimonWriters feel like a middleman, standing with pen in hand over the page. A force greater than me stands above telling me what to write. That may sound romantic, but that's how it feels.
Neil SimonThe body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.
Neil Simon