If it were legal, I'd marry food.

When you think about it, some people don't like certain things, but when it comes to music, no matter who you are, where you're from, what kind of personality you've got...everyone loves music of some sort; that's what's so epic about it.

I'm the most carefree mo'fo' in the world.

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!

If I looked like Zayn, I would date myself

I had a friend, who was abused by her dad. I made a vow to myself that I'd never hurt my daughter.

The type of girls that would sleep with you in a heartbeat aren't the type of girls I'd want to take home anyway.