I think all these great comforts that come from the human condition of trying to make things easier on ourselves also have these pitfalls, where things become so easy that we forget how enjoyable building a fence can be.
Nick OffermanIf you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?
Nick OffermanMen and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would suggest you alter something much more malleable than your flesh, like your priorities, or your friends.
Nick OffermanBeing a man of the theater and a hedonist, I find the idea of building coffins very romantic.
Nick Offerman