It was on a van ride home from the movie set that everything came together. I realized I had to get off Twitter. It just struck me that I couldn't stop everyone else from doing it, but I could certainly stop myself.

If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.

When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.

It's hard to swallow when people say, "Oh my God, you're a master of something." I say, "No, I'm actually a student of that. I could turn you on to websites for 25 masters, and you'll quickly see that I am their disciple."

If you don't look at yourself and evaluate it, you instead see how the world's reacting to it.

I don't put a great deal of stock in art trophies.