My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.

I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.

The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover

Don't use barbiturates before going on stage. And be honest.

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.

When I use weed creatively, I'm much better at drawing or making something or playing music. But what I do for a living is mostly performing as an actor or writing, and for those things I need to have my faculties sharp.

I have a very healthy growth of both head and facial hair. People always want to attribute further superhuman powers to me. It's funny the way the audience really seems to want me, Nick the actor, to exhibit the same machismo as Ron Swanson.