My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

When it comes to marijuana, I think it's ridiculous to live in a country that espouses freedom, liberty and equality, yet won't follow through on a philosophy that says: "If it's not hurting anybody or their property, you can do any goddamn thing you want."

My career is inexplicable to me. So far I've just been not getting fired despite being myself.

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.

I'm obsessed with the Victorian era and the British Royal Navy... I'd love to play a troubled sailor or captain or a boatman on a three masted ship.

I don't put a great deal of stock in art trophies.