Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball.

I made an executive decision in college when I learned how behind I was in the world of books, films, and music because of my rural upbringing. I really reduced the amount of time that sports took up in my life.I still have some Faulkner to get through.

When I was in high school, I would perform every year in those plays and there was something I really loved about it. But I was completely unaware that you could sort of get into an acting career.

The ultimate disguise is nothing. Nudity.

Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.

No one will ever ask me to sing because it's beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor.