When I hear young people today complain about being bored - and the things that keep them from being bored are generally exclusively videogames and/or computer pastimes - I just try to encourage them to go outside.

Only when you get into TV and film, do people really want you to be a 'specialist'.

I really bridled when Parks And Rec became popular and woodworking publications wanted me to do stuff with them.

I don't put a great deal of stock in art trophies.

I don't get nominated, and I have to say, I've probably gotten the greatest mass of press in my life through not getting nominated. It's definitely been a winning situation as far as I'm concerned.

I feel it's important to point out that I've earned my humility by being a jackass - like, I trip and fall on my face and say, "Oh, right. Don't think you're a big shot, because you've got a bloody nose now." So it's hard to say.

The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.