If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Nick OffermanA lot of people find themselves in the entertainment business - or perhaps society steers them toward it - because they're beautiful.
Nick OffermanI awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
Nick OffermanI have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats.
Nick Offerman