Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

I am a saxophone player.

I think that laziness in many ways is the human condition, and that's what has led us to this place where, as we've developed technology.

I really bridled when Parks And Rec became popular and woodworking publications wanted me to do stuff with them.

Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy.

I think the whole thing is kind of sad, honestly, in the same way that our civilization - particularly the consumers of pop culture - has grown so used to an emasculated, bare-chested leading man that something like simply growing a mustache can impress people.

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.