Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.

Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.