Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.