Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.