Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.
In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.
Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.