Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.
In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.