Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.

He must have been an incredibly good shot.

To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.