It is my considered opinion that the human race (soi disant) is cruel, idiotic, sentimental, predatory, ungrateful, ugly, conceited and egocentric to the last ditch and that the occasional discovery of an isolated exception is as deliciously surprising as finding a sudden brazil nut in what you know to be five pounds of vanilla creams. These glorious moments, although not making life actually worth living, perhaps, at least make it pleasanter.

Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.

He must have been an incredibly good shot.

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.

Marriage is the aftermath of love.

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.