I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.
I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.
Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.
A bloody good thing, but too late.
Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.
In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.