She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.

You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.

How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.