Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen detest a siesta.

He must have been an incredibly good shot.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Wouldn't it be dreadful to live in a country where they didn't have tea?

Television is for appearing on, not looking at.

Thousands of people have talent. I might as well congratulate you for having eyes in your head. The one and only thing that counts is: Do you have staying power?