Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen detest a siesta.

It's never too early for a cocktail.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

I also avoid green vegetables. They're grossly overrated.

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.