Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?
It's no good pacing up and down. It won't make the plane arrive any faster. Just sit down and accept that we're delayed. You're just making a fool of yourself.
She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.
Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)
How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.