You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.

Conceit is an outward manifestation of inferiority.

I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

My life really has been one long extravaganza.

The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven.

Marriage is the aftermath of love.