Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the Dalai Lama Ham from Virginia, ham from York, Trotters Sausages, hot roast pork. Crackling crisp for my teeth to grind on Bacon with or without the rind on Though humanitarian I'm not a vegetarian. I'm neither crank nor prude nor prig And though it may sound infra dig Any part of the darling pig Is perfectly fine with me.

A bloody good thing, but too late.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I have always been very fond of them (drama critics) . . . I think it is so frightfully clever of them to go night after night to the theatre and know so little about it.

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

Wouldn't it be dreadful to live in a country where they didn't have tea?

The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.