My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

Here ends the story of a ship, but there will always be other ships, for we are an island race. Through all our centuries, the sea has ruled our destiny. There will always be other ships and men to sail in them. It is these men, in peace or war, to whom we owe so much. Above all victories, beyond all loss, in spite of changing values in a changing world, they give to us, their countrymen, eternal and indomitable pride.

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.

Marriage is the aftermath of love.