My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.

I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?

I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.