I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.
I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.
I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.
But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?
I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.