Television is for appearing on, not looking at.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

Sunburn is very becoming - but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.

I will accept anything in the theatre . . . provided it amuses or moves me. But if it does neither, I want to go home.

There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.