Here ends the story of a ship, but there will always be other ships, for we are an island race. Through all our centuries, the sea has ruled our destiny. There will always be other ships and men to sail in them. It is these men, in peace or war, to whom we owe so much. Above all victories, beyond all loss, in spite of changing values in a changing world, they give to us, their countrymen, eternal and indomitable pride.

You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.

How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

Television is for appearing on, not looking at.

There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.