I write at high speed because boredom is bad for my health.
To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.
Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.
Marriage is the aftermath of love.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, make it cry, but above all never, never, never bore the living hell out of it.