How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

I also avoid green vegetables. They're grossly overrated.

Here ends the story of a ship, but there will always be other ships, for we are an island race. Through all our centuries, the sea has ruled our destiny. There will always be other ships and men to sail in them. It is these men, in peace or war, to whom we owe so much. Above all victories, beyond all loss, in spite of changing values in a changing world, they give to us, their countrymen, eternal and indomitable pride.

An infant prodigy of nine is shoved upon the stage in white. She starts off in a dismal whine about a dark and stormy night, a burglar, whose heart is true, despite his wicked-looking face, who puts the little child in doom, to save her mamma's jewel case. This may bring tears to every eye; it does not set my heart on fire. I'd like to stand serenely by and watch that horrid child expire.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.