How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.

The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.

To know you are among people whom you love, and who love you – that has made all the successes wonderful, much more wonderful than they'd have been anyway.

Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.

It is my considered opinion that the human race (soi disant) is cruel, idiotic, sentimental, predatory, ungrateful, ugly, conceited and egocentric to the last ditch and that the occasional discovery of an isolated exception is as deliciously surprising as finding a sudden brazil nut in what you know to be five pounds of vanilla creams. These glorious moments, although not making life actually worth living, perhaps, at least make it pleasanter.

Television is for appearing on, not looking at.