I have always been very fond of them (drama critics) . . . I think it is so frightfully clever of them to go night after night to the theatre and know so little about it.

There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Christmas is at our throats again.

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.

There's always something fishy about the French.