Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.
I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.
I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa.
Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don't watch.
You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.
Christmas is at our throats again.