I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

It's no good pacing up and down. It won't make the plane arrive any faster. Just sit down and accept that we're delayed. You're just making a fool of yourself.

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.

Acting is not a state of being ... but a state of appearing to be. You can't be eight times a week without going stark staring mad. You've got to be in control.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Having to read footnotes resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.