He must have been an incredibly good shot.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.
It's never too early for a cocktail.
Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.