It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

He's completely unspoiled by failure.

I can take any amount of criticism, as long as it is unqualified praise.

I also avoid green vegetables. They're grossly overrated.

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.

Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, make it cry, but above all never, never, never bore the living hell out of it.

I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.