It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Sunburn is very becoming - but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.

Acting is not a state of being ... but a state of appearing to be. You can't be eight times a week without going stark staring mad. You've got to be in control.

There are bad times just around the corner, There are dark clouds travelling through the sky, And it's no good whining, About a silver lining, For we know from experience they won't roll by...

Bed is the perfect climate.

Television is for appearing on, not looking at.

He's completely unspoiled by failure.