A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.
Noel CowardTo take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.
Noel CowardThere are bad times just around the corner, There are dark clouds travelling through the sky, And it's no good whining, About a silver lining, For we know from experience they won't roll by...
Noel CowardPassion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.
Noel Coward