Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and gracious and ask him to lunch in advance.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different.
Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can
Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.