You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.
Bed is the perfect climate.
Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Comedies of manners swiftly become obsolete when there are no longer any manners.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.