Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa.

I have always been very fond of them (drama critics) . . . I think it is so frightfully clever of them to go night after night to the theatre and know so little about it.

It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but my own.

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nyphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire thing.