Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but my own.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun.

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.