What I adore is supreme professionalism. I’m bored by writers who can write only when it’s raining.

Christmas is at our throats again.

How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and gracious and ask him to lunch in advance.

How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?

I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.