How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and gracious and ask him to lunch in advance.

She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.

As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.

I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.

Sunburn is very becoming - but only when it is even - one must be careful not to look like a mixed grill.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven.