How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and gracious and ask him to lunch in advance.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.

The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.

Star quality: I don't know what it is, but I've got it.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.