It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

To know you are among people whom you love, and who love you – that has made all the successes wonderful, much more wonderful than they'd have been anyway.

But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.

Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common. They both seek to pull down that which they could never build.

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.