It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.

Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.

I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.