It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.

I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different.

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

It's no good pacing up and down. It won't make the plane arrive any faster. Just sit down and accept that we're delayed. You're just making a fool of yourself.

How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nyphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire thing.

To know you are among people whom you love, and who love you – that has made all the successes wonderful, much more wonderful than they'd have been anyway.