But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?

Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.

I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep.