But why, oh why, do the wrong people travel, when the right people stay at home?

I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven.

Acting is not a state of being ... but a state of appearing to be.

Bed is the perfect climate.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.