Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.
Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.
I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.
For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.
She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.
In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.