There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.
Noel FieldingI did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.
Noel FieldingI've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.
Noel FieldingI visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. Itโs the most fun Iโve had since i was seven. And I thought: itโs not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. Itโs about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester.
Noel Fielding