All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.