That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!

People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume you’re on drugs or mad, rather than free.

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.