Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!
It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.
Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.