I'm a mischievous drunk.

My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.

When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.