I'm a mischievous drunk.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.