When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

When you're a kid and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just think of a man with a beard painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys