We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.

Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!

I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.