We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

No means yes in grasshopper language.