We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, "You're going to go to art college." I didn't really know what that meant.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.