Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s the most fun I’ve had since i was seven. And I thought: it’s not about drink, or drugs, or fancy clubs. It’s about running around in your socks, changing direction in a front room in Leicester.

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.